Feeling that Christmas cheer? In a recent poll, it seems an alarming number of DSOTMonkeys posters are ignorant of the true concept of Christmas, and are sketchy at best on the outer, dried husk which covers the delicious, nougat centre. Half of us stated that we thought it was "that little holiday with the long crackers that we eat with a big Jewish elf" and a quarter of us made some cryptic statement with no real significance, and the remaing members have no other opinion except that they unanimously agree that female breasts are extremely likable, and suckling upon them should be part of their morning and evening schedule. In an attempt to see if the passage of time has taken an effect on the good monkeys here, we're testing the grounds to see, if, hey, aint someone feeling the Yuletide spirit?Show resultsEdited by: The Ray at: 12/18/00 7:00:22 pm
"I don't care anymo-OH-ore...
(while you run arooouuuund, while you run arooouunnndd)
Break away.
Just when it seems so clear...
that it's over now.
Screw that big black cow, and that Chistmas Chee-yeehr"
Actually, I'm full of Christmas cheer. I just choose to deprive all those around me of this "good will towards yada yada". I don't want them to see my mushy side. I guess it's because I never got that automatic rifle when I was 10.
You're missing the point, Lacey
No, you don't have to suckle other women's breasts, you get to have yours suckled!!! And what could be a better christmas present that that?
It is better to beg forgiveness than to ask permission...
Oh, I hate you Santa! I wish I were dead!!!!!
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