Knight of Corruption
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(8/8/05 11:37) Reply
Embarrassing moments during clubbing
Maaan... Last Saturday was DEFINATELY NOT my night... Of all the God damn things that could of happened to me that night in front of a bunch of people, including my colleagues, my boss and a very pretty girl that I was eyeing that night a terrible terrible thing had to happen that makes me turn red even thinking about it. You guys should know that Bar Savanh is a truly evil and dangerous place designed to trip someone or send a drunkard sprawling into their koi pond and such...
Well, as for me, at least I didn't fall into a koi pond. But, I did trip. And fell flat on my face. On a table. Full of drinks. And ice. And birthday girl's guests. In front of my colleagues and my boss. And that hot chick. Who actually looked at me, smiled sweetly and said... Are you all right?
Thus I ended up looking like a total drunken dweeb when i wasn't even drunk or high... just tripped. The Gods of Clubbing must really hated me that night. So, like any sane, normal guy would do, I grabbed my friend and ran off for my dignity. Though i was kinda decent enuff to tell my friend happy bday and grab a waiter and tell him to clean up the table.
Oh yes, everyone barring my friend and bday girl avoided me after my lil crash... like I was the uber leper or something.
Then outside I bumped into a close friend of mine who was surrounded by her hot friends. I think she saw me, gave her a hug, she smirked a bit then i think I said something that kinda offended her date and again, I made an uber ass outta myself.
Groan.
Then, me friend said, okay... let's go see my other friend, they're throwing a birthday party at this place called Cream. Walked into Cream and madre dio... I realised I walked into a Feng Tow Techno club. Holy Moses and Shit can the night get any worse? It did actually... I said happy birthday to the wrong guy who smirked and walked off.
Can it get any worse than that that night? Thank God no...
I guess after the third strike the Gods of Clubbing finally decided to pity me. But too little too late methinks.
Aah, the age of youth, when life=brash/idiocityXhopelessness+ignorance. I miss those days!
PCD
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Re: Embarrassing moments during clubbing
Now, normally i would have something more to say to this. But looking at how things are... well... when is he not making an arse out of himself anyway? This is seriously funny shit man! Fucking hilarious man! God i wished i wasn't sick that day!.. I was suppose to be there to witness all that!! WHY GOD WHY? To make matters worst, hot chicks around!! BLUDDY DRUNKED!! How many more opportunities must you pass!!
Re: Embarrassing moments during clubbing
embarrasing moment are nothing new to me my friend as i've seen it all..among my friends....hehehe a good tickle to the heart...all is good okie..nothing bad to it
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