gross!!
Good thing I have several large canisters of senseless violence stored away for just such occasions. I was starting to think I'd never get a chance to use them.
Although, I'm not sure "senseless" would apply here, since this horrible creature so obviously deserves it.
Re: meddling kids!
If a gigantic foot, say God's, shot out of the sky and stamped right down on that thing and squashed it like a pancake, do you think that when the foot is lifted off the thing would just instantly decompress back to its original size and facial expression with a squeak?
I do, and it bothers me.
Antilla Direct Descendant Of Stupid
(7/3/02 2:07 pm) Reply
So cute, my reality prism does the mobius striptease. Ow.
I think I just lost two years worth of ground in my pubescent struggle to reach manhood. My body feels smaller and pinker and has more freckles on it then ever before. And my voice has reverted from healthy robust Scooby Doo inflection to high-pitched "his boy, Elroy" intonations.
Why do you give with one hand then take with another?
First you present to me the luscious Kirsten Dunst (excellently seductive in "Little Women") as a healing eye-balm against the saccharine image of that godawfully cute monstrosity, then you affix the very same portrait to my own member title!
My penis doesn't know WHAT size it should be. It fluctuates back and forth from robust manlihood to peanut-shaped circumcision in a never-ending mime of my own sexual confusion, to the engaging tune of "I Am Henry The Eight I Am". By this time tomorrow I'll either be castrated, super-virile, or a complete eunuch.
And I'll have you to blame for it. You've fiddled with my biology for the last time, Pepper, and I should have known it wouldn't have stopped with that little chromosome reversal stunt you pulled on me last winter. Do you think I enjoyed having that extra orifice growing out of my........area, do you think I liked the small newly-minted booblets wobbling slowly across my chest? Was it all just a sick joke to you, a way of passing the time between archery class in March for you, is this your idea of fun? How dare you? How dare you give me boobies!
Spiteful Avatars Will Break Their Spirits
by Pepper The Mad
"Essential reading for the modern jerk." - Claire Evans, The
Pittsburg Reader
"[Pepper] sends the humanist movement packing . . . a
triumph of pure bastardry." - Roger McIntyre, London
Crawling
"OMFG!!! LMAO!!!!" - Tom Barret, author of "Books Look
Good On Your Book Shelf"
". . . clear expertise in the field, yet mercifully (and
meticulously) explained in lay-person's terms. Never has such
relentless cruelty been so fun! Read it! Read it! Read it! Read
it! Read it!!!!!!" - Nancy Moony, Read It!
Well, whaddaya know...
God schmod. If wou want to squash a prissy japanimated demon you gotta send in The Holy Allegiance of the Righteous Red-X, the great equalizer of the net, bringer of lament and sorrow for lost beauty, and sworn deliverer of mad swift justice to vile, wee-faced vomit-cats.
Edited by: Old Toby at: 9/27/02 4:18:41 pm
Don't you just want to kick it's wee face in?
gross!!
an impeccably improbable impossibility
Why do you give with one hand then take with another?
Well, whaddaya know...
It lives on, slightly below my name...
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