Defence Against The Dark
The first class, scheduled for Monday Morning on the first day back after the re-opening, is Defence Against The Dark, taught by Professor Prick. It is interesting to note that classes at Hogwarts School of the Brave and the Ignorant are sorted not by House, Year Group, Age, or alphabet, but the age old method of einie meinie mynie moe. As a result of this, by some strage coincidence, all player characters have ended up in the same class. So you'd best hurry, you don't want to be late!
Defence Against The Dark is a subject that has been seen as essential for many years at all good wizarding schools. Hogwarts has been blessed for the past few years with a fantastic Sean Connery look alike for a teacher in this difficult subject. However, with very little notice just as this school year began, he left the school in order to persue a career as James Bond. This meant the school had to find a replacement teacher very quickly, and the man they found was one Timothy Prick.
Professor Prick was a man of middle age who looked about fifty years older than he was. He had yellowed skin that seemed to have the texture of leather, thinning greyish hair, and very flared, very large nostrils. The shape of his body, in particular his face, was extreemly reminiscent of a cammel. However, his most prevelent feature was the overpowerig odour that radiated out from him. The scent was a mixture of unwashed man, urine, illicit drugs, chemicals, and just a faint hint of cammel. This made going closer to him than two metres a very unpleasant experience.
Unfortunatly for the students, Professor Prick was standing just inside the door, leering over students, particularly girls, as they entered his classroom. This made the odour particularly powerful, and most students made their way as far to the back of the classroom as possible.
Edited by: Marti of Oz at: 12/1/06 11:32 pm
Isabella Georgette hopped down the corridor trying to slip a strappy, pink sandal over 'her' foot. the sandal matched the slightly revealing pink top 'she' was currently wearing above 'her' short, white hankerchiefed skirt. Straightening up 'she' flicked 'her' hair (it was long and straight this lesson) over 'her' shouder and caught sight of 'her' new teacher. 'Her' pace slowed considerably as 'she' decided that maybe it wasn't safe to walk into that classroom by 'herself'
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Thora made her way down to the dungeons, to go to her first lesson: defense against the dark. She was careful on the stairs going down, as she had the tendency to fall down them.
At the classroom, Thora saw a girl who was in her class last year, waiting outside. Thora went over and stood beside her
and smiled acknowlaginly.
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Isabella Georgette looked at Thora desperately and grabbed hold of her arm.
"you wanna walk in with me?" 'she' asked starting to pull Thora toward the door "or do we want to wait for more people?"
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Thora was surprised by this sudden attack and momentarily lost her pirate mystique. ' Err umm yeah, alrigh' whatever.' To be honest Thora was kind of scared by this needy girly display. ‘In, out whatever, whatever you want to do."
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Alanna had been following Thora in a very incognito kind of way, hiding behind door and statues and such, until they reached the class. At that point she noticed Isobella Georgette. Alanna had always felt an affinity with the older student, as she was also not always the same gender.
'Yo, Gordon!' Alanna called, in an incredibly manly way. 'What's happening?' She walked up tohim and gave him a manly punch.
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With that, Thora suddenly remembered the "deal" with Issabella- Georgette, and his/her fequent gender changes. Thora just pretended that she never forgot, it was less imbaressing that way.
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Isabella Georgette turned to face Alan with a panicked look on 'her' face. 'She' madly gestured at 'her' outfit and mouthed "Isabella Georgette", before turning back to see if the teacher had heard Alan call 'her' Gordon. If he had heard it 'she' hoped he would think Alan was crazy or calling to someone else in the corridor
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Alanna looked at Gordon qwizically for a moment, then it clicked. 'Ah,' she said. 'Right,' and she grinned at Isobella Georgette. 'So are we going to class?' She had, at this stage, noticed a particularly foul odour in the corridor, but had not yet noticed it's source.
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Thora was sick of all this waiting around she wanted to go into class so time would pass and she could leave class.
So she took Alan by the arm, (Issabella was already latched on to her) and dragged both of them towards the door while she mutered. ' stupid land lubbers' under her breath.
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Anitha and Hakkim were walking to class.
"Defence agast the dark," Hakkim said.
"Oh, great," Anitha said, flicking her long, blonde hair out of her eyes. "The perv teacher."
Bryon suddenly appered behind them.
"Stop doing that!" Anitha said. "I don't care if you can, just don't!"
The unmistakable odor of Prick was coming towards them. Hakkim started choking on the scent.
"Here!" Anitha said, pushing Bryon in front of her and Hakkim. "Don't let the Prick look at us!"
They walked into the classroom, cowering behind Bryon and trying not to gag.
Isabella Georgette regained some of 'her' confidence now that there were some other people around. Deciding 'she' wanted to provide some amusement 'herself' and fellow peers 'she' adjusted the neckline of her top to show a bit more cleavage and leaned forward on one of the desks near the front of the room. (a.n. i know who this teacher is based on, and EEEWWWW i can't believe i'm gettin this poor peron to do this, even if it is realt a guy only doing it for amusement value) Striking her most seductive pose, Isabella Georgette waited for the repulsive teacher to enter the room. let the fun begin. (a.n. 'shudder')
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