You'll figure it out...
Remember when we were fun?
We stole Nightly's thumb.
PINE ON, YOU LAZY PRIMATES!
Now, we just post when we're high.
Where's that "Antilla" guy?
PINE ON, YOU LAZY PRIMATES!
You were all so creative,
and then you got girlfriends.
Caught up in "real life".
Come on you apefucks
who "mostly just lurk now".
Come on you lemurs,
you gibbons, you monkeys, and PINE!
We can't find our inner baboon.
Damn those EzBoard goons.
PINE ON, YOU LAZY PRIMATES!
Frightened to post on this site.
Pepper's real drunk tonight.
PINE ON, YOU LAZY PRIMATES!
Well, we tired of the band names
that never existed.
Too far from "real life".
Come on you ranters,
you kids who miss Dingus.
Come on you Raybies,
you Randall, you Rocket and PINE!
Nobody knows where we're at.
(Should've advertised that)
PINE ON, YOU LAZY PRIMATES!
Plenty more stuff we can post.
Ummmm...
PINE ON, YOU LAZY PRIMATES!
And, we'll bask in the glory,
of yesterday's Dark Side,
and move on with "real life".
Sure, we could post more
but then we'd get laid less.
So, come on you whiners
for forums and icons and PINE!
"When will Detroit build a sunroof for the husky gentleman!?" - Homer
Gin Skywalker all the better to machete you with, my dear
(6/24/02 11:44 am) Reply
Re: Good luck rhyming "Pepper"
your cleverness never ceases to frighten me..
~Gin Skywalker~
"I may have said the same thing before... But my explanation, I am sure, will always be different."
The true scholar prizes all drafts, early and late.
wheniwoke Here to protect us... then kill us
(6/25/02 9:45 am) Reply
DSoTM: The Musical
I can't wait for the "Behind the Music" on this one.
ijo na speak like a child
(6/29/02 11:31 pm) Reply
David Bowie is going to sue my pants off.
more DSoTM instant classics:
Heroes
I, I will be king
And Ray, the Ray will be queen
Though nothing will drive them away
We can outlink them, just for one day
We can be Heroes, just for monkeys
And you, you can be mean
And I, I'll link all the time
'Cause we're lovers, and that is a fact
Yes we're lovers, and I'm scared about that
Though posting, will keep us together
We could trade links, just for one day
We can be Heroes, for ever and ever
What d'you say?
I, I wish you could post
Like the monkeys, like monkeys can swing
Though linking, posting will keep us together
We can beat them, for ever and ever
Oh we can be Heroes, just for monkeys
I, I will be king
And you, the Ray will be queen
Though Jap porn pics will drive them away
We can be Heroes, just for monkeys
We can be us, just for one day
I, I can remember (I remember)
typing, about a squirrel(about a squirrel)
And the pics, stolen images from corbis (from corbis)
And we posted, as though nothing could fall (nothing could fall)
And the shame, was on the other side
Oh we can beat them, for ever and ever
Then we could be Heroes, just for monkeys
We can be Heroes
We can be Heroes
We can be Heroes
Just for monkeys
We can be Heroes
We're nothing, and nothing will help us
Maybe we're lying, then you better not stay
But we could be linkers, just for monkeys
Oh-oh-oh-ohh, oh-oh-oh-ohh, just for one day
_____________________
If there is anything more important than my ego around, I want it caught and shot now.
1. "I Second That Emoticon" Smokey Robinson & The Miracles
2. "The Dayglow Apricot Love-Train Experiment" ( self-titled )
3. "Whatever Happened To Gus" Medeski, Martin, & Wood
4. "Big Time Sensuafunkadeadgooseonadressillity" Bjork
5. "Allentown" Billy Joel
6. "Sex with A Minor in a G String" Michael Jackson
7. "Mustard And Chilli Peppers" Japanopornation
8. "The Research" *
9. "Squeam : The Musical!" San Francisco Sunshine Squad
10. "Always Forward, Never Back" FutureBus of FutiCo
* continued
'Songs In The Key Of Ha-Ha' will be available in music stores around the continent sometime late Never. Watch for it's absence closely, because you might not see it someday soon.
Postscript: Dayglow Apricot Love-Train bass player and lead lyricist, T.D Sidekick, died from loneliness and congenital posticon failure early last fall. This album is dedicated to his memory, as well as to the deep pockets of the record companies who sponsored his funeral and post-service sex orgy. May he rest in peaceniks, amen.Edited by: The Ray at: 7/21/02 4:03:20 pm
"Administrator Pepper's Shameful Posting Concern"
- by The Japanese Beatles
It been 20 month give or take
Administrator Pepper messageboard is make
Place of arrogant inefficient style
No concern of this worthwhile
So may I wish to show for you
Small group of inconsequential peers
Administrator Pepper Shameful Posting Concern!
We Administrator Pepper Shameful Posting Concern
We wish for you to get to know
Administrator Pepper Shameful Posting Concern
Our sponsor Futurebus is Go!
Administrator Pepper Shameful, Administrator Pepper Shameful
Administrator Pepper Shameful Posting Concern
It disappoint to be here
It not of us own will
Our sponsor make us do this
We wish for suffer to you all
We wish for you to die
I have no wish for disrepect Futico
But I expecting you to know
That Futurebus ethical concern is wrong
And resistence vengeance force is strong
So now that we have threaten you
The monkeybunch is weak from fear
Administrator Pepper Shameful Posting Concern!
Edited by: Old Toby at: 7/29/02 9:12:26 pm
The best things in life are free
But you can't recruit that in your dark armies
I need monkeys (fly, my pretties)
That's what I want (fly, my pretties)
That's what I wan-ant-ant-ant yeah
That's what I want
Monkeys can't do everything it's true
But they'll smoke any shit you train them to
I need monkeys (can't, feel my face)
That's what I want (can't, feel my face)
That's what I wan-ant-ant-ant yeah
That's what I want
Their friendship gives me a thrill
But their labour pays my bills
I need monkeys (no, bathroom breaks)
That's what I want (no, bathroom breaks)
That's what I wan-ant-ant-ant yeah
That's what I want
My life they help sustain
Man they all have such delicious brains
I need monkeys (brains, juicy brains)
That's what I want (brains, juicy brains)
That's what I wan-ant-ant-ant yeah
That's what I want
Oh gimme monkeys (that's, what I want)
Whole lotta monkeys (that's what I want)
I'm so damn hungry (that's, what I want)
Yeah gimme monkeys (that's, what I want)
Rocking this Monkeyhouse
Hey little monkey what have you done
Hey little monkey who's the only one
Hey little monkey who's your superman
Hey little monkey who's the one you want
Hey little monkey shot gun!
It's a nice day to start again
It's a nice day for a long posting
It's a nice day to start again.
Hey little monkey what have you done
Hey little monkey who's the only one
I've been away for so long (so long)
I've been away for so long (so long)
I let you go for so long
It's a nice day to start again (come on)
It's a nice day for a long posting
It's a nice day to start again.
Take me back home
There is nothin' fair in this post
There is nothin' safe in this post
And there's nothin' sure in this post
And there's nothin' pure in this post
Look for something left in this post
Start again
Come on
It's a nice day for a long posting
It's a nice day to start again.
_____________________
All wired up with no-one to kick but myself in a cell and an ape with a
stick who's bigger than me and complains that he's sick of my story.
Dark Side of the Monkey: the musical
"Gay" count: 997, 998, 999, BOOOOOM
Toby)
Re: Good luck rhyming "Pepper"
analbumcover
Gus Johnson got the key
Anthology 1 Disc 1
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