DEFINITIONS BY GENDER
THINGY:
female: Any part under a car's hood.
male: The strap fastener on a woman's bra
VULNERABLE:
female: Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another.
male: Playing football without a helmet.
COMMUNICATION:
female: The sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's
partner.
male: Leaving a note before suddenly taking off for a
weekend with the boys.
BUTT:
female: The body part that "looks bigger" no matter what
is worn.
male: What you slap when someone scores a touchdown,
home run, or goal. Also good for mooning.
COMMITMENT:
female: A desire to get married and raise a family.
male: Trying not to pick up other women while out with
girlfriend.
ENTERTAINMENT:
female: A good movie, concert, play or book.
male: Anything that can be done while drinking.
FLATULENCE:
female: An embarrassing by-product of digestion.
male: An endless source of entertainment, self-expression
and male bonding.
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(11/8/02 5:03 pm)
DEFINITIONS BY GENDER
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