To begin, this is about the Internet. The Internet is a beautiful thing, as proven by the above pictures.
Also, the Internet is a scary thing, as proven by the pictures below.
That is all ye know, and all ye need to know. But since you're all dumb as babies in a handcart headed straight for hell on the highway, I'll spell it all out for you:
Quote: Post links. Post replies to the postings of other people's links. In general, just post.
Moderation will be in quantities of anything but same. Expect dictatorial judgment to be delivered with irreverence towards the power that I wield and the effects it might have. Editings will be frequent, and if at all possible, so will smitings. I've waited years for a share of the power here at DsotM, and now that I've finally gotten it, well....
But how?
I don't know whether to celebrate or to shoot this damn zombie thread through the heart with a silver bullet under the cover of moonlight. I mean, it's an abomination. You can tell by the subtle way in which the boobies have changed.