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(3/1/06 11:19 pm)
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Casual Staff Wanted
As Mentioned in another notice, Starbucks has taken over the third floor and will be opening an outlet for all those in the following catorgories:
*overstressed teachers
*those who find comunal living does not do wonders for their sleeping habits
*those few students who actually study late into the night and wish to stay awake to complete that assignment which your teacher will forget about and mark according to favoritsm anyway.
*those with severe coffee adictions
*those who wish to become addicted to coffee so they can fit in with their nervous, twitchy, paranoid friends.
*and most importanty those who wish to have a nice place with that gorgeous aroma, to sit whilst they skip class.
to provide service to these costomers we would like any students or staff interested in a casual working position to apply imidiately. you should be available,
*after class
*during meal breaks
*bizzare times of the night
*during that class you were either going to skip or sleep through anyway.
successful aplicants should be able to serve people with maximum efficiancy, our main aim is income customer satisfaction doesnt really matter as they're too desperate to find anywhere else.You will be paid a minum wage but will recieve an employee benefits card.
hope to hear from you soon
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