Cassie, you miserable slut! (Warning: Not for Cassie fans)
Reese insisted I post this here from SZ. If I cross any lines, please feel free to blame her.
Fair warning to all if the title isn't obvious enough, this is an all out Cassie bash post.
I don't know if it'll be coherent. I don't know if it'll be particularly clever. I don't know if I'll be able to capture my rage. Currently, Cassie and Jenn from ATWT are battling it out for most hated character for me. (Sonny's always a top contender but I have been GH free for ages so it doesn't effect me as much.) All I know is that I need to vent...badly...I apologize in advance for bringing vitriol to this otherwise rather harmonious board.
Oh Cassie, you miserable slut.
How dare you? How dare you look down your nose at Edmund and yet act like you're better than him...better than Dinah...better than all those people you think you're better than? (Which, let's face it, is pretty much everyone, I'd gather.)
How dare you believe Dinah....DINAH of all people?!?! Dinah has an agenda and it's not pro-YOU! I thought you knew that. Hell, I even think you were told what Dinah was after. But alas, you'd trust a woman you deem as a psycho over your husband who has MANY MANY MANY times put you and your relationship FIRST!
That not only makes you a miserable slut, it makes you a stupid miserable slut!
How dare you claim that you have stopped loving him just like that? How dare you admit that you can turn off your feelings like it's an on and off switch?
Miserable slut, you are a shallow vapid miserable slut!
How dare you then, after getting all hoity toity about your evil dangerous husband threatening the pregnant surrogate, abandon said surrogate to the whims of your alleged raving lunatic husband?
Not only are you a miserable slut, you're a irresponsibly careless miserable slut!
How dare you then go sleep with the a man that has the face of your late husband and then claim his face doesn't mean a thing?
It makes you a delusional miserable slut!
How dare you strut out in front of your husband, wearing the rock n' roll shirt (of the shaggy DA who can only do folk)covered in the scent of that dog in heat who has been chasing you ever since his days in SC(not that you'd know anything about that...but shouldn't you know the difference if you loved Richie so much?) How dare you stand there and proudly flaunt the fact that you, a married woman, screwed the man you used to mock your hubby for being jealous of, in front of your husband? You know who'd do something like that sweetie? Dinah! Except, Dinah would be proud of what she did...she wouldn't pretend to 'better' than that. She wouldn't pretend it was a justified thing or even a classy thing.
Cassie, that makes you a skanky miserable slut!
Oh, and because it bears repeating...how dare you act proud that you slept with a man who has slept with most of the rest of the female population of the town already?
It makes you a tasteless miserable slut!
How dare you claim to have been thinking of JON since 2003. What's the truth? That? Or what you told your husband for over two years...that you couldn't care less about him?
You lying miserable slut!
How dare you get all uppity about Edmund trying to help Will when it was your own stupid signature that caused you to lose your son, bitch! It's NOT his fault. Moreover, how dare you condemn him trying to reunite with you for the sake of your family? When you seduced your NEPHEW and thought you were pregnant by him, who forgave you, baby? Who understood you? Remember how far you went then for the sake of your 'family'? You remember shimmying down to your skivvies? You remember attempting to shag your sister's hubby? Whoring yourself out to Annie and Alan for the sake of your 'family'? Remember that princess of virtue?!?!
Ugh! You hypocritical miserable slut!
Don't act so victimized like he broke your faith in him. Don't kid yourself that you ever had faith. Who took full responsibility for your stupid belief that he'd be a drug peddler? He did. Who did you LIE to repeatedly about your activities with Jeff? To HIM!
Cassie, you self righteous miserable slut!
And Eddie...you know that floozy. You know her all too well. You were the one that exposed her for her white trash self once upon a time. Expose her again. Expose the face! Vengeance is mine and I want you to get it. Expose to her what an hypocritical little bitch she is...with a sneer and that arrogance I love so dear say....
Quote:"Cassie, you miserable slut. Let me introduce you to a few truths....."
Whew...I'm spent but I feel better. Again, apologies for breaking up our happy home. I rarely do things like this but this is a special case.
Re: Cassie, you miserable slut! (Warning: Not for Cassie fa
k -
you are my goddess!
i feel like putting this in my signature:
"And Eddie...you know that floozy. You know her all too well. You were the one that exposed her for her white trash self once upon a time. Expose her again. Expose the face! Vengeance is mine and I want you to get it. Expose to her what an hypocritical little bitch she is...with a sneer and that arrogance I love so dear say.... "
Re: Cassie, you miserable slut! (Warning: Not for Cassie fa
Hey K--did you happen to be at my house Weds. night as I was watching Lil' Miss Woebegone strut her miserable adulteress self out just as brazen as you please in front of her husband and icky lover??? Because that rant sounds suspiciously like a lot of things I was shouting at my television that night!
Oh...and did Reese tell you that I read your OKR (Official Kendra Rant) in its entirety ALOUD to Tommy, I thought it was so freakin' brilliant?
Re: Cassie, you miserable slut! (Warning: Not for Cassie fa
okay, the brief moment has passed forever. she is back to being just a slut. "i am hanging out wtih the DA these days" no you are not cassie, you are just @#%$ him.
K.
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