Jurrasic Epoch 
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(4/24/03 1:09 pm)
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Biscuits wanted for attempted murder...
KILLER BISCUITS WANTED FOR ATTEMPTED MURDER (the actual
> headline)
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> | Lisa Burnett, 23, a resident of San Diego, was visiting her in-laws, and
> while there went to a nearby supermarket to pick up some
> groceries. Several people noticed her sitting in her car with the windows
> rolled up and with her eyes closed, with both hands
> behind the back of her head.
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> | One customer who had been at the store for a while became concerned and
> walked over to the car. He noticed that Lisa's eyes were
> now open, and she looked very strange. He asked her if she was okay and
> Lisa replied that she'd been shot in the back of the head,
> and had been holding her brains in for over an hour.
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> | The man called the paramedics, who broke into the car because the doors
> were locked and Lisa refused to remove her hands from her
> head. When they finally got in, they found that Lisa had a wad of bread
> dough on the back of her head.
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> | A Pillsbury biscuit canister had exploded from the heat, making a loud
> noise that sounded like a gunshot, and the wad of dough hit
> her in the back of her head. When she reached back to find out what it
was,
> she felt the dough and thought it was her brains. She
> initially passed out, but quickly recovered and tried to hold her brains
in
> for over an hour until someone noticed and came to her
> aid.
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> | Lisa is blonde.
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