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Pepper the Mad


(9/4/02 10:22 am)
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Avatars
WordWeb defines an avatar as -

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"The manifestation of a Hindu deity (especially Vishnu) in human or superhuman or animal form"


So you may have one, not restricted to Hindu manifestations, as long as you host it yourself (post the link here) and it's about as big as Toby or Ray's. The doctor said I may change them back and forth from time to time to other things that you didn't request, due to my assholitis. Other than that, attack!

Pepper the Mad


(9/4/02 10:23 am)
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Re: Avatars
Oh dear. It seems mine has turned out to be significantly larger than Toby's or Ray's.

.oO(:jump )

Old Toby


(9/4/02 10:50 am)
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exclamation point
<--- diety? Waaaaahhhhhhh!!!!

The Ray




(9/4/02 8:12 pm)
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Ooh, ooh, I can hardly speak with all this excitement...
In fact, I just peed myself with glee. Oh, but the questions bubbling up inside me have only received minor relief from the urination.

How many? How often? Where from? Why now? How soon? Where to? How long? How large? How big? How small? Where's Binky?

This is just so yay. Oh, could I have that one FIRST? And after that, can I have a little rabbit boobies? And then maybe Bobby with the pipe or Bobby with the goggles? And then, and then, and then...



Ouch. Hey, put that on the list.

ijo na
speak like
a child

(9/6/02 11:21 pm)
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But... I just..... I already..... oh hell.
Here.

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Dreamers learn to steer by the stars

Pepper the Mad


(9/7/02 1:35 am)
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And I mean done.
That was satisfying. You have successfully contributed to the prettification of the board.

Is that giant mosquito trying to steal that poor goil's camera?

The Ray




(9/9/02 9:27 pm)
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Prettification. *snort*. So gay, dude. So very gay.
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The doctor said I may change them back and forth from time to time to other things that you didn't request, due to my assholitis.


It's been in remission up until now. What brought out this grande explodo of pent-up avatar change-a-roo?

paranoid daisy
to be continued ...
(9/9/02 10:53 pm)
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recipe for mental image.
first take a heaping tablespoon of
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grande explodo of pent-up


then add a sprinkling of
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due to my assholitis



simmer for a few minutes until disgusting. serve with parsley.

and now for something completely different.

ijo na




(9/16/02 8:37 pm)
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Re: recipe for mental image.
Eh, there is no prettifiying things with the great Defiler, the Ray, on board. I was just balancing the funk out.

For the record, that is a cat, named Ta, not a mosquito.
(Soujiro chan, you simply must look up FLCL/Furi Kuri. More confusing/fun than DSOTM on a good day. )

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The Ray




(9/17/02 7:06 pm)
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Great Defiler? Me?
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All of us get lost in the darkness
Dreamers learn to steer by the stars



Hahahaha. Having fun with the fluffying taste of moonlight fantasy upon the unicorn garden of soullful purity and angst? You might as well dress in a schoolgirl outfit three sizes too small and write "Sailor Moon" poetry for your local spinster's club.

Even our brave and heroic and "fuck that greatest generation shit" noble Firefighters of America denounce you for your crimes.


- "Yeah, we used to think that Ijo Na broad was a pretty swell dame, up until she started with that "great defiler" nonsense. Now, she's nothing but scum. And if you'll excuse us, we have to get back to inspiring the youth of today with our heroic postures and blank stares towards the flag. Let's roll!"

To sum up, you equals scum and me plus brave american firefighters equals rock. Math is fun, scum!

Edited by: The Ray at: 9/17/02 7:09:27 pm
ijo na




(9/21/02 7:02 pm)
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So I have the occasional girly girl moment
I bet you wear panties.


Better?

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All wired up with no-one to kick but myself in a cell and an ape with a stick
who's bigger than me and complains that he's sick of my story.

The Ray




(9/23/02 11:04 pm)
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ü І¡LL = «¾ §ÇÚM , ï¿ø ñ¤
Worse.

Why, oh why, must you make it HARDER?

ijo na




(9/23/02 11:45 pm)
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Because I love you, Ray.
.

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Nnnnnnnnnnnrrrrrgggghhhhhhhhhh

The Ray




(9/23/02 11:50 pm)
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The Ray loves you as well, but his penis does not.
Careful. I've been hurt before. :hero

Edited by: The Ray at: 9/23/02 11:53:22 pm
ijo na




(9/25/02 10:05 pm)
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Oooooooohhhhh, he loves me!
I feel all squishy now.

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Nnnnnnnnnnnrrrrrgggghhhhhhhhhh

The Ray




(9/25/02 11:37 pm)
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"Nnnnnnnnnnnrrrrrgggghhhhhhhhhh"? Squishy?
Yes, our love for each other is a pure thing to keep us by hard times, like urinating slowly into someone's mouth or any orifice in general.

ijo na




(9/26/02 6:32 pm)
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On second thought
Perhaps I will keep my squishyness to myself.

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Nnnnnnnnnnnrrrrrgggghhhhhhhhhh

The Ray




(9/26/02 11:00 pm)
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Too late, darling, you're a housewife with three kids
My, the time flew by fast. Now go fetch lil' Rayjo Na from the backyard, time for him to do his chores, and hand me a beer while you're at it, woman.

Marriage is swell, scum.

ijo na




(9/27/02 8:14 pm)
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Are we in Utah?
Otherwise, you and Mr Na have some explaining to do in court.

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Nnnnnnnnnnnrrrrrgggghhhhhhhhhh

Pepper the Mad


(9/28/02 12:17 am)
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Your fault! Yours!
Might I just register my discontent at how so few of you are concerned with the prettification of the board, dahlings. The hated text custom titles still hold the balance of power.

Oh, and since it's pretty unbelievable that Toby or Ray would want to keep their current ones by choice, I'll remind them that the offer extends to them too. :lol

The Ray




(9/29/02 11:30 pm)
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I'd be comfortable with my breasts, if they had wings.


Vacate, deadly cute-demon! Vacate! The Angel of Boobery replaces you!

Edited by: The Ray at: 9/29/02 11:59:36 pm
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