A Description Of My Forces

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(10/15/05 3:57 pm)

The ships in my fleet, which are called Hoecake Cruisers, basically all look like this:

Each ship carries a standard arrangement of about 60 electric silly string batteries, cabable of delivering several hundred stinging tons worth of silly string per minute.

My ships' specialty weapons include, explosive Playdo missile launchers and bantha poodoo stink bombs.

These are my fighters, called Pimpjuice Attackers:

They too carry electric silly string cannons and playdo missile launchers. They don't carry stink bombs unless they're specially outfitted to carry those for bombing missions.

And these are my soldiers, who are called Polygamy Troopers:

Their guns contain three kinds of ammunition; acupunture paralysis needles, sleeping gas explosive shells, and rash beams. Basically they're beams of energy that cause you to get rashes. REALLY bad rashes.

And just in case they're fighting droids, their weapons can be modified to disable electronic functions as well.

And that's just their standard weapons. When they do heavy-duty ground fighting, they use more powerful, but silly, weaponry. But I'll save the descriptions of those for another time.

Edit: Sorry Malness, I had to change the title of your thread for Lumpy's sake. We don't want to get Lumpy in trouble. It's nothing personal.

Edited by: Darth Yogi aka Count Boobu at: 10/15/05 8:05 pm

Alcolyte Ackbar

Servant of Count Boobu
Posts: 355
(10/15/05 4:13 pm)

Re: A Description Of My Forces - The Bitch Fist Armada!

Interesting.
My Fleet, the DSSF's, is a bit more... conventional, but your's should make a worthy opponent. Perhaps I shall list the actual specs at some point...

Grand Admiral Malness

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Posts: 6
(10/15/05 4:19 pm)

Re: A Description Of My Forces - The Bitch Fist Armada!

At first, I was gonna go with something more conventional. Then I thought "wait a second, this is the silly wars! why not do something more fun?". And so, there you have it!

Dark Soul Warrior

Lord Of The Punishment
Posts: 86
(10/15/05 5:22 pm)

Re: A Description Of My Forces - The Bitch Fist Armada!

DROID STUNNERS :eek

!!!!!!!!!!!!

Well, it was time for someone to think about that. I was wondering when would it happen. Seems that I will have to upgrade some kind of defense against taht............ but, organical beings are far weaker, specially because they all have a common weakness, an unstoppable threat, wich spreads through them, and, of course, doesn not affect droids nor OOMs. And I am going to storm over every living being on the sillyverse with this, and the droid stunners will not be useful without someone to fire them!!

Edited by: Dark Soul Warrior at: 10/15/05 5:23 pm

Alcolyte Ackbar

Servant of Count Boobu
Posts: 356
(10/15/05 8:21 pm)

Re: A Description Of My Forces - The Bitch Fist Armada!

You beginning to become quite bothersome, Warrior. And I never much liked the idea of droids run amok.

Hey Admiral, are you familiar with the term "Base Delta Zero"?

I propose a joint venture to start things off.

Edited by: Alcolyte Ackbar at: 10/15/05 8:22 pm

Dark Soul Warrior

Lord Of The Punishment
Posts: 106
(10/16/05 5:51 am)

Re: A Description Of My Forces - The Bitch Fist Armada!

Soon I will be more than bothersome :evil

Edited by: Dark Soul Warrior at: 10/16/05 5:51 am

Grand Admiral Malness

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(10/16/05 7:37 am)

Re: A Description Of My Forces - The Bitch Fist Armada!

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Hey Admiral, are you familiar with the term "Base Delta Zero"?

After seeing the Covenant do it so many times, I would say that I know it very well.

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I propose a joint venture to start things off.

Well what did you have in mind? I know you DSSF guys are suppose to be my enemies, but if you're thinking what I think you're thinking, you've caught my interest.

Grand Admiral Malness

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(10/16/05 7:38 am)

Re: A Description Of My Forces

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Sorry Malness, I had to change the title of your thread for Lumpy's sake. We don't want to get Lumpy in trouble. It's nothing personal.

Oh, okay. No problem, Count Boobu.

lumparwarump78

The Insane Wookiee
Posts: 83
(10/16/05 8:02 am)

Re: A Description Of My Forces

Thanks man.

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